April 2013
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Supporting Mass-Murder and Terrorism?!
It’s true when they say “good looks can get you far.” Apparently, it’s given one of the Boston Bombers and entire fan base! (Mostly made up of young teenage girls).
There is a new #FreeJahar campaign with a goal to get Dzhokhar Tsarnaev free of any charges. Why? Mostly because… wait for it… he’s “cute.”
Even his old teachers were baffled to...
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I Didn't Think About You Once Today
I didn’t write this, but I’m glad to share it.
I didn’t think about you once today, for the first time since I met you. When I woke up this morning, my first thought was simply that it was too cold to get out of bed; I did not wish that you were there beside me. I went to the closet and got dressed without thinking about whether or not you liked the shirt I was putting on, didn’t...
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People Barely Make Sense - Debate on Gun Laws
The debate on gun laws has gotten pretty hot since mass shootings have become the new thing. Before we can actually get anywhere, conservatives and liberals must be able to agree on a few things. Let’s start with THE most common argument, the classic one-liner that always seems to finagle its way into any conversation about our right to bear arms.
“Guns don’t kill people,...
March 2013
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geminidaydreams asked: You're surprisingly cute. Go figure lol
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Why do cats always lift their tail and back when you pet them on their lower back?
UberFacts: A thirsty plant will literally cry for... →
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Scientists have learned that plants do indeed cry out when they need attention.
We just haven’t heard them because the sounds made by a thirsty plant are about five times higher-pitched than we can hear. But scientists with tiny specialized microphones have heard corn plants calling for…
Anonymous asked: do you make a living from tweeting?
Anonymous asked: Did the chicken or the egg come first?
Anonymous asked: Do you like cats?
Anonymous asked: how old are you?
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I'm back on Tumblr!
After taking a very very very looooooong break from my personal blog to work on UberFacts, I finally think I’m ready to work on both. I know A LOT of people tweet me questions everyday that I don’t get a chance to answer so, if YOU have any questions you’d like me to answer, feel free to click on that little “Ask me” tab at the bottom of this and submit it - And yes,...
May 2011
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April 2011
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January 2011
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WatchWhere am I when all this happens?
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“It’s not official until it’s on Facebook.”
– Universal Law
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December 2010
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October 2010
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“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and...”
– Dr. Seuss
July 2010
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June 2010
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WatchWhat is this a commercial for?
April 2010
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“Few are those that see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.”
– - Albert Einstein
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“Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin.”
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Men Are Like...
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6 . Men are like Commercials ....
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How To: Keep An Idiot Busy (for at least a couple... →
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How To Write A Paper In College/University:
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help youconcentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a...
